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I Have a Condom Full of Heroin Tee – Soft Unisex Casual Shirt

Original price was: $24.99.Current price is: $19.99.

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UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZE GUIDE

SIZELENGTH (IN)WIDTH (IN)LENGTH (CM)WIDTH (CM)
S28.0018.0071.1245.72
M29.0020.0073.6650.80
L30.0022.0076.2055.88
XL31.0024.0078.7460.96
2XL32.0026.0081.2866.04
3XL33.0028.0083.8271.12
4XL34.0030.0086.3676.20
5XL35.0032.0088.9081.28

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Product Details

Unisex Classic Shirt

  • Soft, lightweight 100% ringspun cotton for everyday comfort
  • Smooth surface that makes printed designs look sharp
  • Relaxed fit that stays breathable and holds its shape

Unisex Premium Shirt

  • Heavyweight, garment-dyed soft-wash cotton with a vintage feel
  • Thicker, premium fabric with a cozy, broken-in texture
  • Rich, deep color tones that age beautifully over time

Unisex Sweatshirt

  • Warm mid-weight cotton-poly fleece with a soft, brushed interior
  • Smooth outer surface for clean, vibrant prints
  • Cozy, everyday fit that’s perfect for layering

Unisex Hoodie

    • Soft, durable cotton-poly fleece for all-season comfort
    • Plush interior with a structured outer feel
    • Spacious pocket + adjustable hood for practical daily wear
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About AshBubble

AshBubble is a small, independently owned online apparel business operated by AshBubble LLC, a registered U.S. company. We design and sell our products directly through our website, focusing on quality, transparency, and reliable customer service.

By running our own store, we’re able to keep prices fair while maintaining consistent product quality and dependable fulfillment. Every order is handled with care, and our goal is to provide a clear, trustworthy shopping experience for every customer.

Make a bold statement with the I have a condom full of heroin in my asshole BACK side shirt. This eye-catching tee combines humor with a unique design, making it a must-have for anyone looking to express their wild side.

Why This “Condom Full of Heroin” Shirt Is the Perfect Choice for Your Wardrobe

This shirt is not just about the provocative design; it embodies a carefree vibe that resonates with those who love to stand out. Crafted from 100% cotton, it offers a soft touch against the skin while providing a classic fit that flatters all body types. The smooth surface ensures that the graphic is both vivid and sharp, making your message unmissable.

Moreover, the lack of side seams means you won’t experience any itchy interruptions. Whether you’re lounging at home or heading out with friends, this shirt will keep you comfortable and stylish. It’s the perfect vibe for casual outings or even as a conversation starter at parties.

Designed for Comfort and Everyday Wear

This shirt feels great against your skin, thanks to its medium fabric weight of 5.3 oz/yd². It’s versatile enough for any occasion, whether you’re enjoying a casual day out or gearing up for an exciting night. Anyone with a playful sense of humor and a love for unique fashion will absolutely adore this shirt.

So, wear it to casual gatherings, music festivals, or just around the house while you chill. It’s perfect for those who appreciate a touch of chaos in their wardrobe!

Why You’ll Love It

  • Fit & fabric: Classic fit crafted from 100% cotton for ultimate comfort.
  • Graphic/print details: Bold and unique design that captures attention.
  • Comfort & feel: Soft and breathable material, perfect for all-day wear.
  • Occasion ideas: Great for casual hangouts, parties, or even as a fun gift idea.
  • Durability or care instructions: High-quality fabric ensures long-lasting wear; machine washable for easy care.
  • Gift potential: A hilarious and unique gift for friends who love to express themselves.

Get ready to turn heads and spark conversations with the I have a condom full of heroin in my asshole BACK side shirt. It’s more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement of your bold personality!

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