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I eat pussy and microplastics shirt – Classic Unisex Cotton Tee

Original price was: $24.99.Current price is: $19.99.

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UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZE GUIDE

SIZELENGTH (IN)WIDTH (IN)LENGTH (CM)WIDTH (CM)
S28.0018.0071.1245.72
M29.0020.0073.6650.80
L30.0022.0076.2055.88
XL31.0024.0078.7460.96
2XL32.0026.0081.2866.04
3XL33.0028.0083.8271.12
4XL34.0030.0086.3676.20
5XL35.0032.0088.9081.28

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Product Details

Unisex Classic Shirt

  • Soft, lightweight 100% ringspun cotton for everyday comfort
  • Smooth surface that makes printed designs look sharp
  • Relaxed fit that stays breathable and holds its shape

Unisex Premium Shirt

  • Heavyweight, garment-dyed soft-wash cotton with a vintage feel
  • Thicker, premium fabric with a cozy, broken-in texture
  • Rich, deep color tones that age beautifully over time

Unisex Sweatshirt

  • Warm mid-weight cotton-poly fleece with a soft, brushed interior
  • Smooth outer surface for clean, vibrant prints
  • Cozy, everyday fit that’s perfect for layering

Unisex Hoodie

    • Soft, durable cotton-poly fleece for all-season comfort
    • Plush interior with a structured outer feel
    • Spacious pocket + adjustable hood for practical daily wear
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About AshBubble

AshBubble is a small, independently owned online apparel business operated by AshBubble LLC, a registered U.S. company. We design and sell our products directly through our website, focusing on quality, transparency, and reliable customer service.

By running our own store, we’re able to keep prices fair while maintaining consistent product quality and dependable fulfillment. Every order is handled with care, and our goal is to provide a clear, trustworthy shopping experience for every customer.

Introducing the I Eat Pussy And Microplastics shirt, a bold statement piece that effortlessly combines humor with a modern aesthetic. This unisex heavy cotton tee isn’t just your average shirt; it’s a conversation starter designed to stand out in any casual wardrobe.

Why This I Eat Pussy And Microplastics Shirt Is the Perfect Choice for Your Wardrobe

The I Eat Pussy And Microplastics shirt features a unique and playful design that makes it perfect for those who love to express their personality through fashion. Made from 100% cotton, this tee provides a soft, smooth surface that feels comfortable against the skin. The classic fit ensures that it looks great on everyone, making it an ideal choice for various body types.

This shirt is not just about looks; it’s about making a statement. The eye-catching graphic adds a touch of chaos to your outfit while allowing you to showcase your sense of humor. Whether you’re heading to a casual gathering, a music festival, or just lounging at home, this tee will elevate your style effortlessly.

Designed for Comfort and Everyday Wear

Feel the difference with the I Eat Pussy And Microplastics shirt. The medium fabric weight (5.3 oz/yd²) offers just the right balance of durability and breathability, so you can wear it all day without any discomfort. Perfect for any season, this shirt can be layered under a jacket in colder months or worn alone during the summer.

This shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates a blend of humor and style. It’s designed for those who enjoy casual everyday wear but still want to make a bold impression. Whether you’re a trendsetter or just love a good laugh, this shirt is made for you.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Fit & fabric: Classic unisex fit made from 100% cotton for ultimate comfort.
  • Graphic/print details: Unique and playful design that sparks conversations.
  • Comfort & feel: Soft, medium-weight fabric that’s perfect for all-day wear.
  • Occasion ideas: Ideal for casual outings, parties, or as a funny gift idea.
  • Durability: Designed with no side seams for extra comfort and a tear-away label for a seamless experience.
  • Gift potential: A fantastic choice for friends who appreciate witty humor and unique fashion.

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