Can’t Breathalyze Meth Shirt – Bold White Graphic Tee for Adults
$24.99 Original price was: $24.99.$19.99Current price is: $19.99.
You're supporting a print shop close to home with your purchase.
- Arrives soon! Get it by — if you order today
- 90-day returns & exchanges accepted
- Small business brand. Support small.
UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZE GUIDE
| SIZE | LENGTH (IN) | WIDTH (IN) | LENGTH (CM) | WIDTH (CM) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28.00 | 18.00 | 71.12 | 45.72 |
| M | 29.00 | 20.00 | 73.66 | 50.80 |
| L | 30.00 | 22.00 | 76.20 | 55.88 |
| XL | 31.00 | 24.00 | 78.74 | 60.96 |
| 2XL | 32.00 | 26.00 | 81.28 | 66.04 |
| 3XL | 33.00 | 28.00 | 83.82 | 71.12 |
| 4XL | 34.00 | 30.00 | 86.36 | 76.20 |
| 5XL | 35.00 | 32.00 | 88.90 | 81.28 |
Unisex Classic Shirt
- Soft, lightweight 100% ringspun cotton for everyday comfort
- Smooth surface that makes printed designs look sharp
- Relaxed fit that stays breathable and holds its shape
Unisex Premium Shirt
- Heavyweight, garment-dyed soft-wash cotton with a vintage feel
- Thicker, premium fabric with a cozy, broken-in texture
- Rich, deep color tones that age beautifully over time
Unisex Sweatshirt
- Warm mid-weight cotton-poly fleece with a soft, brushed interior
- Smooth outer surface for clean, vibrant prints
- Cozy, everyday fit that’s perfect for layering
Unisex Hoodie
- Soft, durable cotton-poly fleece for all-season comfort
- Plush interior with a structured outer feel
- Spacious pocket + adjustable hood for practical daily wear
Get it between — – —
Dates are estimates; final options and fees appear at checkout.
Shipping
90-Day Returns
AshBubble is a small, independently owned online apparel business operated by AshBubble LLC, a registered U.S. company. We design and sell our products directly through our website, focusing on quality, transparency, and reliable customer service.
By running our own store, we’re able to keep prices fair while maintaining consistent product quality and dependable fulfillment. Every order is handled with care, and our goal is to provide a clear, trustworthy shopping experience for every customer.
Introducing the CAN’T BREATHALYZE METH SHIRT, your new go-to for making a bold statement while staying comfortably stylish. This eye-catching tee blends humor and pop culture, ensuring you turn heads and spark conversations wherever you go.
Why This CAN’T BREATHALYZE METH SHIRT Is the Perfect Choice for Your Wardrobe
The CAN’T BREATHALYZE METH SHIRT features a vivid collage-style print that showcases playful typography and striking law-enforcement imagery in bright blue. This design leans into dark humor, making it perfect for those who appreciate edgy fashion and witty graphics. It’s not just a shirt; it’s a conversation starter that adds a unique flair to your casual outfits.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, this tee feels like an old favorite right from the first wear. With a classic crew fit and stable shoulders, it layers effortlessly under jackets or over long sleeves, making it a versatile addition to your daily routine.
Designed for Comfort and Everyday Wear
When you slip into the CAN’T BREATHALYZE METH SHIRT, you’ll immediately notice its comfortable, medium-weight fabric. This ensures you stay relaxed whether you’re lounging at home with friends or enjoying a weekend festival. Moreover, the shirt is perfect for anyone who loves to express their personality through fashion.
This unique tee is ideal for casual outings, laid-back days, or as a fun conversation piece at gatherings. If you have a wild sense of humor and appreciate a good pop culture reference, this shirt is definitely for you!
Why You’ll Love It
- Fit & fabric: Classic crew fit with a medium-weight, 100% cotton body for all-day comfort.
- Graphic/print details: Eye-catching collage design with bold colors and playful typography.
- Comfort & feel: Soft ribbed collar and breathable construction perfect for warm days.
- Occasion ideas: Great for casual everyday wear, music festivals, or as a funny gift idea for friends.
- Durability or care instructions: Machine washable and designed to retain shape, ensuring long-lasting wear.
- Gift potential: An unforgettable choice for those who love edgy, humorous clothing.
Customer Reviews
Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review.

Reviews
Clear filtersThere are no reviews yet.