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Cats Don’t Tell The Police Where Your Drugs Are Vintage Tee

Original price was: $24.99.Current price is: $19.99.

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UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZE GUIDE

SIZELENGTH (IN)WIDTH (IN)LENGTH (CM)WIDTH (CM)
S28.0018.0071.1245.72
M29.0020.0073.6650.80
L30.0022.0076.2055.88
XL31.0024.0078.7460.96
2XL32.0026.0081.2866.04
3XL33.0028.0083.8271.12
4XL34.0030.0086.3676.20
5XL35.0032.0088.9081.28

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Product Details

Unisex Classic Shirt

  • Soft, lightweight 100% ringspun cotton for everyday comfort
  • Smooth surface that makes printed designs look sharp
  • Relaxed fit that stays breathable and holds its shape

Unisex Premium Shirt

  • Heavyweight, garment-dyed soft-wash cotton with a vintage feel
  • Thicker, premium fabric with a cozy, broken-in texture
  • Rich, deep color tones that age beautifully over time

Unisex Sweatshirt

  • Warm mid-weight cotton-poly fleece with a soft, brushed interior
  • Smooth outer surface for clean, vibrant prints
  • Cozy, everyday fit that’s perfect for layering

Unisex Hoodie

    • Soft, durable cotton-poly fleece for all-season comfort
    • Plush interior with a structured outer feel
    • Spacious pocket + adjustable hood for practical daily wear
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About AshBubble

AshBubble is a small, independently owned online apparel business operated by AshBubble LLC, a registered U.S. company. We design and sell our products directly through our website, focusing on quality, transparency, and reliable customer service.

By running our own store, we’re able to keep prices fair while maintaining consistent product quality and dependable fulfillment. Every order is handled with care, and our goal is to provide a clear, trustworthy shopping experience for every customer.

The Cats Don’t Tell The Police Where Your Drugs Are Tee by Untamedego is a playful yet intriguing addition to your wardrobe. This vintage recreation captures a humorous vibe that resonates with anyone who appreciates a touch of irreverence in their style.

Cats Don’t Tell The Police Where Your Drugs Are Tee – Vintage Style

This tee features a unique graphic that blends humor with a vintage aesthetic. The design speaks to those who enjoy a laid-back lifestyle, making it perfect for casual outings or lounging at home. Its pigment-dyed colors ensure a retro look that will stay vibrant through countless washes, providing a lasting charm to your everyday attire.

Moreover, the Cats Don’t Tell The Police Where Your Drugs Are Tee is perfect for both cat lovers and anyone who enjoys a good laugh. The whimsical nature of the shirt can easily spark conversations and bring smiles, making it a great conversation starter at any gathering.

Cats Don’t Tell The Police Where Your Drugs Are Tee – Comfort & Fit

Crafted from 100% USA-grown ring-spun cotton, this tee is incredibly soft and comfortable. The garment-washed fabric feels like a favorite shirt you’ve worn a million times, ensuring you feel cozy no matter the occasion. Additionally, the relaxed fit makes it suitable for various body types, allowing everyone to enjoy its comfort.

When it comes to sizing, this item is unisex. If you prefer a tight fit, consider going down one size; for a more relaxed feel, stick to your usual size; and if you want an oversized look, size up two sizes. The model is a size small and is wearing a size XL, showcasing the versatility of this tee.

Cats Don’t Tell The Police Where Your Drugs Are Tee – Why You’ll Love It

  • Fabric: 100% Ring Spun US Cotton for ultimate softness
  • Graphic: Eye-catching and humorous design
  • Comfort: Relaxed fit, perfect for all-day wear
  • Occasions: Ideal for casual outings, lounging, or as a gift
  • Durability/Care: Pre-shrunk material, machine washable, retains its charm
  • Gift: A fun surprise for friends or family who enjoy a quirky style

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