I Have Rabies Funny Dark Humor Sarcastic Quote Shirt
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UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZE GUIDE
| SIZE | LENGTH (IN) | WIDTH (IN) | LENGTH (CM) | WIDTH (CM) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28.00 | 18.00 | 71.12 | 45.72 |
| M | 29.00 | 20.00 | 73.66 | 50.80 |
| L | 30.00 | 22.00 | 76.20 | 55.88 |
| XL | 31.00 | 24.00 | 78.74 | 60.96 |
| 2XL | 32.00 | 26.00 | 81.28 | 66.04 |
| 3XL | 33.00 | 28.00 | 83.82 | 71.12 |
| 4XL | 34.00 | 30.00 | 86.36 | 76.20 |
| 5XL | 35.00 | 32.00 | 88.90 | 81.28 |
Unisex Classic Shirt
- Soft, lightweight 100% ringspun cotton for everyday comfort
- Smooth surface that makes printed designs look sharp
- Relaxed fit that stays breathable and holds its shape
Unisex Premium Shirt
- Heavyweight, garment-dyed soft-wash cotton with a vintage feel
- Thicker, premium fabric with a cozy, broken-in texture
- Rich, deep color tones that age beautifully over time
Unisex Sweatshirt
- Warm mid-weight cotton-poly fleece with a soft, brushed interior
- Smooth outer surface for clean, vibrant prints
- Cozy, everyday fit that’s perfect for layering
Unisex Hoodie
- Soft, durable cotton-poly fleece for all-season comfort
- Plush interior with a structured outer feel
- Spacious pocket + adjustable hood for practical daily wear
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