In the Interest of Full Transparency It Was Not Easy Peasy Shirt

Wear a shirt with real personality. This design says what so many of us feel but rarely voice out loud. The message? “In the interest of full transparency, it was not easy peasy lemon squeezy.” A charming raccoon holds a bright yellow lemon. The print runs in warm, vintage-inspired brown. Honest, witty, and completely genuine.

Designed for Everyday Wear

This shirt fits into your actual life. Pull it on with jeans for casual Sundays. Layer it under a blazer for work. Throw it on for errands or coffee with friends. The oversized, relaxed fit works for everyone. Plus, you can order one size down if you prefer a closer fit. Either way, you get comfort that actually lasts.

The design speaks for itself. A raccoon. A lemon. A message that feels honest instead of forced. Vintage-inspired printing sits on the front. The warm brown color pairs with almost everything you already own. Light neutrals, dark jeans, bold jackets—this tee plays well with everything.

Built to Last

First, the fabric. We use Comfort Colors heavyweight material. It’s 100% ringspun cotton. Preshrunk and soft-washed, so it feels great from day one. Each wash makes it softer. The fit stays true because we preshrink everything. No surprises after laundry day.

Next, the construction. Double-needle stitching reinforces the sleeves. Double-needle stitching also runs along the hem. Twill tape stretches from shoulder to shoulder. These details protect your shirt from wear and tear. The 1″ ribbed collar has double-needle topstitching too. Everything is built solid.

Most importantly, you control the specifics. Since every order is made to order, you choose your exact size and color. We don’t cut corners with generic stock. You get what you actually want. No returns or exchanges needed because you designed it perfectly from the start.

Why You’ll Love It

• Comfort Colors heavyweight tee—6.1 oz., 100% ringspun cotton that feels premium and wears like a favorite instantly
• Preshrunk and soft-washed fabric that feels broken in and only improves with each wash
• Double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem keeps everything structurally sound for years
• Oversized relaxed fit that suits any body (order one size down if you prefer fitted)
• Retro-inspired graphic in warm brown that stays vibrant and never looks dated
• Made to order with your exact preferences, so it fits your life perfectly

Pair it with your favorite jeans. Add a jacket over top. Dress it up or dress it down—this shirt adapts. Because it’s made fresh when you order, you’re not getting warehouse stock. You’re getting exactly what you need. Comfort, durability, design you actually like wearing. That’s the AshBubble difference.