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Told Myself to Stop Drinking Graphic Tee – Unisex Cotton Shirt

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UNISEX T-SHIRT SIZE GUIDE

SIZELENGTH (IN)WIDTH (IN)LENGTH (CM)WIDTH (CM)
S28.0018.0071.1245.72
M29.0020.0073.6650.80
L30.0022.0076.2055.88
XL31.0024.0078.7460.96
2XL32.0026.0081.2866.04
3XL33.0028.0083.8271.12
4XL34.0030.0086.3676.20
5XL35.0032.0088.9081.28

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Looking for a bold statement piece that combines humor with a bit of truth? The TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING. BUT I’M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC graphic tee is the perfect choice for anyone who embraces their wild side while keeping it real. This unisex heavy cotton tee is not just a shirt—it’s a declaration.

Why This “Stop Drinking” Tee Is the Perfect Choice for Your Wardrobe

This graphic tee features a classic fit and a crew neckline, ensuring it flatters a variety of body types. The phrase “Told myself to stop drinking, but I’m not gonna listen to an alcoholic” adds a playful twist that’s sure to spark conversations. Moreover, the high-quality screen print makes the design pop, ensuring it stands out in any crowd.

In addition, the fabric is made from 100% cotton, certified by Oeko-Tex, which means it’s not only comfortable but also environmentally friendly. You’ll feel great wearing it, whether you’re out with friends or just lounging at home. Overall, the vibe of this tee is effortlessly cool, making it a staple for anyone looking to express themselves with style.

Designed for Comfort and Everyday Wear

This tee is all about comfort. The heavy cotton fabric feels soft against your skin and is perfect for all-day wear. Whether you’re hitting a casual brunch or heading out for a night with friends, this shirt fits seamlessly into your daily routine.

Who will love it? Anyone with a sense of humor and a zest for life! If you enjoy bold statements and want a piece that reflects your personality, this tee is definitely for you. Its relaxed fit makes it ideal for layering or wearing on its own, making it versatile for any occasion.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Fit & fabric: Unisex heavy cotton material for a comfortable fit.
  • Graphic/print details: Eye-catching screen print that sparks laughter and conversation.
  • Comfort & feel: Soft and breathable fabric, perfect for all-day wear.
  • Occasion ideas: Great for casual outings, parties, or as a fun gift for friends.
  • Durability: Made to withstand regular wear and washing, maintaining its shape and print.
  • Gift potential: A hilarious and unique gift idea for birthdays or holidays.

Embrace your bold side with the TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING. BUT I’M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC tee, and let your shirt do the talking!

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